My sister and I had our grandmother over for Easter breakfast today. My sister showed off the (quite revealing) prom dress to her that she bought a few days ago. When we were cleaning up later, I saw my grandmother standing over the dress blessing it with the cross.
In other news, math pickup lines.
"I hope you're differentiable, because I wanna lie tangent to your curve."
"Hey, nice asymptote you got there."
"I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk."
"I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect and union you."