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When I Close My Eyes
I Can See Miles of Headlights
Peace be with You 
12th-Apr-2009 01:51 pm
a/Capman
My sister and I had our grandmother over for Easter breakfast today. My sister showed off the (quite revealing) prom dress to her that she bought a few days ago. When we were cleaning up later, I saw my grandmother standing over the dress blessing it with the cross.

In other news, math pickup lines.

"I hope you're differentiable, because I wanna lie tangent to your curve."

"Hey, nice asymptote you got there."

"I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk."

"I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect and union you."
Comments 
12th-Apr-2009 06:12 pm (UTC)
then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk

*snorts*
13th-Apr-2009 04:14 pm (UTC)
Heehee
12th-Apr-2009 10:57 pm (UTC)
lmfao!
13th-Apr-2009 04:14 pm (UTC)
:3
12th-Apr-2009 11:12 pm (UTC)
That bit about your grandmother is hilarious. Sadly all my grandmother and aunt did were make some gay jokes while I glared at them (I'm not out to them).
13th-Apr-2009 04:15 pm (UTC)
Ah I don't think I could not be out to my family. If anything I'd forget I wasn't when I would be talking to them. >.>
13th-Apr-2009 12:46 am (UTC)
Heh! Love this one: "I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk."

Probably because that's the only one I understand!
13th-Apr-2009 04:15 pm (UTC)
And the humor will only get more obscure as I learn more, muhahahah.
13th-Apr-2009 06:47 pm (UTC)
*laughs* You should try those out--I'm sure they'll get results!! Alternatively you could start your own xkcd-style comic strip and run out a line of T-shirts with the above.
15th-Apr-2009 02:44 pm (UTC)
I would totally wear a t-shirt with any of those on it.
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